The Time My Dad Did Not Follow Directions and Immediately Regretted It
All The Times I Have Been A Shameless Garbage Goblin
I’ve never regretted leaving trash behind
The (Only) Time I Went Camping
A regrettable decision that I hope I have learned from.
The Many Times I Have Ruined the Floor
It’s nice to have a constant daily reminder of your screw ups.
The Time I (Think) I Got Catfished on LinkedIn
Am I the only person this has happened to? Is there any way to really even know?
Redneck Stories (Vol. II)
The Time I Let the Wrong Chicken Die
I don’t know how long chickens usually live, but I can say with near certainty that this chicken had passed that mark years prior.
The Time I Committed (Intentionally) Negligent Homicide
Don’t worry, it wasn’t a person that died at my hand…
The Time I Had Some Deep-Seated Prejudices I Was Forced to Challenge
Sometimes deep-seated prejudices are hard to change
The Time I Had To Perform (Amateur)Veterinary Medicine
I went to the one of the best veterinary colleges in the country…where I studied Marketing.
The Time I (Regrettably) Joined the Junior League
The Junior Service League: Less about service, more about wine and judging people
The Time I (Accidentally) Built a Bomb
DIY can go very wrong when you’re mixing chemicals and also bad at science
The Time My Family (Inadvertently) Held a Cock Fight
It’s all fun and games until the cock wants to fight you
Redneck Stories (Vol. I)
Life in the country is both hilarious and sometimes terrifying