![The (Only) Time I Went Camping](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6296add31500506cc5ac9c8a/1685566231763-LQA7C7D73F5PQA9Y3SYV/image-asset.jpeg)
The (Only) Time I Went Camping
A regrettable decision that I hope I have learned from.
![The Time I Let the Wrong Chicken Die](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6296add31500506cc5ac9c8a/1683820922583-TZA1CNN1WLCEIT2E1QG1/freedom+rooster.png)
The Time I Let the Wrong Chicken Die
I don’t know how long chickens usually live, but I can say with near certainty that this chicken had passed that mark years prior.
![The Time I Committed (Intentionally) Negligent Homicide](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6296add31500506cc5ac9c8a/1683728705925-LL6ALPW16AZZU1GJ4RSG/tree+farm.png)
The Time I Committed (Intentionally) Negligent Homicide
Don’t worry, it wasn’t a person that died at my hand…
![Redneck Stories (Vol. I)](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6296add31500506cc5ac9c8a/1683675442132-E6QAMG9FE80KXNK0LZDH/angry+possum.png)
Redneck Stories (Vol. I)
Life in the country is both hilarious and sometimes terrifying