
The (Only) Time I Went Camping
A regrettable decision that I hope I have learned from.

The Time I Let the Wrong Chicken Die
I don’t know how long chickens usually live, but I can say with near certainty that this chicken had passed that mark years prior.

The Time I Committed (Intentionally) Negligent Homicide
Don’t worry, it wasn’t a person that died at my hand…

Redneck Stories (Vol. I)
Life in the country is both hilarious and sometimes terrifying